when an american meets a pakistani

dito sa trabaho ko, puti ang amo namin. kaming pinoy ang mga bisor, at mga pakistani naman ang mga tauhan namin. ito naman eh napapagusapan lang.

boss: hey ardyey, who's the contractor in-charge in here?

ardyey: ifaqat, sir. his name is ifaqat.

boss: what?! where the hell this fuck at?!

ardyey: (nagpipigil ng tawa) hey ifaqat, come here!

ifaqat: yes boss?

boss: who's your engineer in here?

ifaqat: engineer ashfaq, boss.

boss: what?! now you're telling me his ass is fucked?! you gotta be kiddin' me!

ardyey: bwahaha.