Monday, June 29, 2009

Friday, June 26, 2009

undisputed king of pop

namatay na pala si michael jackson. sayang. ang aga niyang namatay. walang nag-aakala na mawawala na siya agad. dala na rin siguro sa sobrang pag-iisip sa mga kinasangkutang kaso at kontrobersiya.

sinong makakalimot sa kanya? im sure, wala. magiging timeless din ang kanyang mga kanta at iniwang legacy sa music industry. parang si john lennon, hindi ko na siya inabot dahil 1980 siya namatay pero beatles pa rin ang paulit ulit na tumutugtog sa ipod ko. ganon din siguro ang magiging susunod na generation, buhay pa rin sa kanila si michael jackson.

august 29, 1958 - june 25, 2009

pasensya na, kasalanan ko ba kung siya yung naaalala ko kapag nakikita ko yung mga sayaw ni jacko.

Monday, June 22, 2009

i want to have an erection

isa sa mga panuntunan sa buhay ng daddy at mommy sa aming magkakapatid ay kung mag-aasawa na kami, hindi na kami dapat umasa sa kanila at hihiwalay na kami ng tirahan sa kanila. tumatak talaga sa akin yun kaya pinagsusumikapan kong tumayo sa sariling paa mula noong nagtrabaho ako.

ngayon may asawa na ko, pero wala pa rin akong sariling bahay. hehehe. pero ang maipagmamalaki lang namin, hindi namin iniasa ni bachoinkchoink ang gastusin ng kasal sa mga magulang namin. mayroon naman kaming sariling ipong mag-asawa pampakasal. saka kung nabuhay ang kambal namin last year, hindi rin practical humiwalay agad kami. mahirap mag-alaga ng dalawang sanggol kaya sa kanila pa rin siya nakatira.

ngayon tapos na ang kasal. iniisip ko na naman na ang sunod kong project ay makabili ng lupa makapag-pagawa na ng sariling bahay.

masarap lang kasi sigurong maexperience ang makipaghabulan kay misis sa buong bahay ng nakahubo at maglaro ng taguan-reyp.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

you turn my head but instead, i feel so lonely

ganito ang itsura ko noong unang panahon. pagkatapos ng graduation nung college, board exam at paghahanap ng unang trabaho, meron pa kong buhok. mukhang virgin. 5 years ago na pala yun. ang bilis ng panahon. tutsangnangyan.


pagkatapos kong makahanap ng trabaho, napagdesisyunan ko nang magpakalbo. masarap kasi pag kalbo, instant ayos. pagkatapos maligo, punasan lang ng tuwalya okey na. tipid pa sa shampoo at gel. kapag pinagpapawisan, walang dikit ng dikit sa noo na nakakasura.

medyo manipis kasi ang tubo ng buhok ko. naiinis ako noon dahil tuwing sasakay ako sa likuran ng tricycle at pakanan ang hati ng buhok ko, nagiging pakaliwa pagkababa ko.

5 taon straight ganito ang hairdo ko. medyo nakakasawa na nga. lumipas na ang f4 at ang mga emo, ganito pa rin ang buhok ko. hindi ko nga mapagbigyan ang request sakin ng asawa ko na magpahaba ng buhok dahil lalong halatang numipis na ang buhok ko kapag mahaba. gusto nyong ma-imagine? ganito.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

4 reasons on why the sandman looks like grimacing in pain

1. dinakot ko siya sa kanyang betlog na mabuhangin.


2. pinisil ko ng sabay ang kanyang utong na mabuhangin.


3. ni-ray gun ko ang kanyang pwet na mabuhangin.



4. at siyempre hindi papayag ang asawa ko nang walang participation, kaya nakikurot na rin.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

discover pilipinas

pagkauwi ko ng pilipinas galing qatar, hindi naman kami nakapagrelax ni bachoinkchoink. masyado kaming naging toxic sa preparation ng kasal namin.

kaya ilang araw pagkatapos ng kasal, nagpunta kami ng coron, palawan para naman maramdaman naming ang tunay na kahulugan ng bakasyon. doon na rin kami naghoneymoon at nakapagdownload ng scandal ni hayden kho with brazilian model, maricar at katrina.

sa coron daw ang pinakamagandang diving spot sa pilipinas. susubok sana kami para magkaroon kami ng certification as divers na makukuha after 2 days of diving. ang kaso lang, inulan kami nung unang araw kaya island hopping na lang tuloy ang nagawa namin at ang manood ng scandal sa gabi.

sa island tour, nagpunta kami sa siete pecados, kayangan lake, twin lagoon, banol beach at skeleton wreck. talaga namang mamamangha ka sa palawan dahil sa ganda ng maliliit na isla at sa kulay turquoise waters nito. mapapa-wow maricar palawan ka talaga!

kayangan lake


banol beach: take note, banol. hindi banil.


tara na, byahe tayo!

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BOHOL - Php5,550/person (ON SALE ! Promo Extended)

Inclusions:
* Roundtrip Airfare (Manila-Tagbilaran-Manila)
* Roundtrip Airport Transfer (Tagbilaran Airport-Resort-Tagbilaran Airport)
* 3days/2nights Accommodation at Isis Bungalows Resort
* Visit Blood Compact Site, Baclayon Church, Baclayon Musuem, Loboc River Cruise with buffet lunch while cruising, Chocolate Hills, Man Made Forest, Hanging Bridge,Tarsier of Bohol, Clarin Ancestral House
* Dolphin Watching and Balicasag Island Tour with side trip to Virgin Island
* Entrance Fees and Permits

Please note that the above quoted price is for a minimum of 8 pax and that rates and availabilities are not guaranteed until purchased. For a group of 8 pax below, please see the following rates:

Min of 7pax: Php 5,450/person
Min of 6pax: Php 5,700/person
Min of 5pax: Php 5,950/person
Min of 4pax: Php 6,650/person
Min of 3pax: Php 6,750/person
Min of 2pax: Php 8,280/person
Min of 1pax: Php14,550/person

Travel Date: July - September 2009
Purchasing Period: Until June 15, 2009


BORACAY - Php3,950/person (ON SALE ! Promo Extended)

Inclusions:
* Roundtrip Airfare (Manila-Caticlan-Manila)
* Roundtrip Airport Transfer (Caticlan Airport-Resort-Caticlan Airport)
* 3days/2nights Accommodation at Tans Guest House/Villa Simprosa (Station 2)

Please note that the above quoted price is for a minimum of 4 pax in a room and that rates and availabilities are not guaranteed until purchased. For a minimum of 3 pax, rate would become Php4,500/person. For couples, rate would amount to Php4,950/person.

Travel Date: July - September 2009
Purchasing Period:


CAMIGUIN and CAGAYAN DE ORO - Php6,750/person

Inclusions:
* Roundtrip Airfare via Cebu Pacific ( Manila - Cagayan De Oro - Manila )
* Overnight Accommodation at Secret Cove Resort, Camiguin
* Overnight Accommodation at Park View Hotel, Cagayan De Oro
* Roundtrip Airport Transfer (Cagayan De Oro Airport - Balingoan Wharf - Park View Hotel, CGY)
* Roundtrip Ferry Transfer ( Balingoan Wharf - Benoni Port and back)
* Roundtrip Land Transfer ( Benoni Port - Resort and back)
* Day Tour to Katibawasan Falls, White Island, Tangub Hot Spring, Gui-ob Church Ruins, Walkway to the Old Volcano and Sunken Cemetery on the first day
* Day Tour to Bura Soda Spring, Tuasan Falls , Sto Nino Cold Spring, Ostrich Breeding Farm and Mantigue Island
* Entrance Fees and Permits

Optional Activities:
Cagayan Water Rafting and Macahambus Park Canopying and Ziplining on the 3rd day (Php1700/person)

Please note that the above quoted price is for a minimum of 10 pax and that rates and availabilities are not guaranteed until purchased. For less than 10 pax, below are the rates:

Min of 9pax: Php 6,950/person
Min of 8pax: Php 7,200/person
Min of 7pax: Php 7,300/person
Min of 6pax: Php 7,400/person
Min of 5pax: Php 7,550/person
Min of 4pax: Php 7,600/person
Min of 3pax: Php 8,200/person
Min of 2pax: Php 9,580/person
Min of 1pax: Php14,780/person

Travel Date: June - September 2009
Purchasing Period:


CARAMOAN - Php2,800/person (ON SALE ! Promo Extended)

Inclusions:
* Roundtrip Transfer (Naga Airport/Terminal-Sabang Port-Naga Airport/Terminal)
* Ferry Transfer (Sabang to Guijalo Port and back)
* Jeepney Transfers in Caramoan Island all throughout the tour
* 2nights Accommodation at Kamalig Inn/BC Hometel/Rex Tourist Inn
* 2days Island Hopping at Caramoan Peninsula (at least 4-5 islands a day)
* Boat Rental for Island Hopping Activities
* Taxes and Surcharges



***Airfare/Bus Fare not included.



Optional:
In case client wants to stay at CWC on the 4th day, just add Php500/person for Tiki Huts type of accommodation.

Please note that the above quoted rate is for a minimum of 10pax and that rates and availabilities are not guaranteed until purchased. For less than 10 pax, below are the rates:

Min of 9pax: Php 2,900/person
Min of 8pax: Php 3,050/person
Min of 7pax: Php 3,300/person
Min of 6pax: Php 3,450/person
Min of 5pax: Php 3,600/person
Min of 4pax: Php 4,065/person
Min of 3pax: Php 4,400/person
Min of 2pax: Php 5,990/person
Min of 1pax: Php10,740/person


CORON - Php5,900/person

Inclusions:
* Roundtrip Airfare (Manila-Busuanga-Manila)
* 2 nights Twin Sharing Accommodation (Mt Tapyas Hotel/Princess of Coron Austrian Resort/ Hotel Michelangelo --whichever is available)
* 2 set Breakfast & 1 Lunch
* Roundtrip Airport Transfers
* Coron Island Tour (Visit Siete Pecados, Kayangan Lake, Twin Lagoon, Banol Beach and Skeleton Wreck)
* Coron Town Tour (Mt Tapyas Trek, Maquinit hotspring dip, Horseback Riding, Souvenir Shops)

Travel Date: July - September 2009
Purchasing Period: Until June 15, 2009


PALAWAN - Php3,950/person (ON SALE! Promo Extended)

Inclusions:

* Roundtrip Airfare (Manila-Puerto Princesa- Manila )
* 3days/2nights Accommodation at Puerto Pension/Raq Inn Pension, Palawan
* Roundtrip Airport Transfer (Puerto Princesa Airport-Resort and back)
* Daily Breakfast
* Taxes and Surcharges

Optional Tours:
* Underground River Tour: Php1,550/person
* Honda Bay Island Tour: Php1,100/person
* Puerto Princesa City Tour: Php650/person

Please note that the above quoted rate is for a minimum of 2 pax and that rates and availabilities are not guaranteed until purchased.

Travel Date: July - September 2009
Purchasing Period: Until June 15, 2009


SORSOGON - Php3,250/person

Inclusions:
* Roundtrip Airfare (Manila-Legaspi-Manila) via Cebu Pacific
* 3days/2nights Accommodation at Villa Luisa Celeste
* Roundtrip Van Transfer (Legaspi-Sorsogon-Legaspi)
* Day Tour to Cagsawa Church Ruins, Penafrancia Church, Barcelona Church, Bulusan Lake, Palogtoc Falls and Dancalan Beach
* Day Tour to Juag Fish Sanctuary, Tikling Island, Little and Big Subic Island, San Benon Hot Spring, Nasipit Waterfalls
* Boat Rental for Island Hopping Activities
* Service of a Driver / Coordinator
* Driver's Fee and Meal
* Taxes and Surcharges

Please note that the above quoted price is for a minimum of 8 pax and that rates and availabilities are not guaranteed until purchased. For 8 pax and less, below are the rates:

Min of 7 pax: Php 3,450/person
Min of 6 pax: Php 3,650/person
Min of 5 pax: Php 3,950/person
Min of 4 pax: Php 4,400/person
Min of 3 pax: Php 5,100/person
Min of 2 pax: Php 6,550/person
Min of 1 pax: Php 11,000/person

Travel Date: June - August 2009

BOLINAO and HUNDRED ISLANDS - Php3,200/person

11th Travel Date: June 05-07, 2009
12th Travel Date: June 12-14, 2009
13th Travel Date: June 19-21, 2009
14th Travel Date: June 26-28, 2009

Target Slots: 12 Clients (with 1 Tour Coordinator in a van)
Van Capacity: 16 Seater Nissan Urvan/Toyota Commuter/Toyota Hi-Ace
Accommodation: Solomon's Paradise/Villa Antolin
Type of Room: Rooms are made of Nipa Huts with Common CR and Cold Shower. All rooms are Non-airconditioned (Solomon's Paradise ). All rooms are Air-conditioned without TV and Hot Shower (Villa Antolin).
Baggage Allowance: 1 luggage per person not more than 5kgs for your convenience.

Inclusions:
* Roundtrip Van Transfer (Makati-Bolinao-Makati)
* Overnight Accommodation at Solomon's Paradise (Patar, Bolinao, Pangasinan)
* Day Tour at Cape Bolinao Lighthouse, Bolinao Church, Enchanted Cave and Bolinao falls 1 and 2
* Overnight Accommodation at Villa Antolin Resort, Hundred Islands Pangasinan
* Boat Rental for the Hundred Islands Tour (at least 3 Islands)
* Permits and Entrance Fees
* Taxes and Surcharges


ILOCOS - Php3,800/person

9th Travel Date: June 05-07, 2009
10th Travel Date: June 12-14, 2009 (Additional Php200/person for peak season rate)
11th Travel Date: June 19-21, 2009
12th Travel Date: June 26-28, 2009
13th Travel Date: July 03-05, 2009
14th Travel Date: July 10-12, 2009
15th Travel Date: July 17-19, 2009
16th Travel Date: July 24-26, 2009
17th Travel Date: July 31-Aug 2, 2009
18th Travel Date: Aug 07-09, 2009
19th Travel Date: Aug 14-16, 2009
20th Travel Date: Aug 21-23, 2009
21st Travel Date: Aug 28-30, 2009
22nd Travel Date: Sep 04-06, 2009
23rd Travel Date: Sep 11-13, 2009
24th Travel Date: Sep 18-20, 2009
25th Travel Date: Sep 25-27, 2009

Target Slots: 12 Clients (with 1 Tour Coordinator in a van)
Van Capacity: 16 Seater Nissan Urvan/Toyota Commuter/Toyota Hi-Ace
Accommodation: Java Hotel, Laoag
Type of Room: Rooms are all Air-conditioned (Quad Sharing)
Baggage Allowance: 1 luggage per person not more than 10kgs for your convenience.

***For those who'd like to be in van with a maximum of 10 clients, rate would become Php4,300/pax minimum of 4 pax in a room.

Inclusions:
* Roundtrip Van Transfer (Makati-Ilocos-Makati)
* 2 nights Accommodation at Java Hotel
* Day Tour in Laoag, Pagudpud and Vigan
* Toll Gate Fee, Gasoline, Driver's Meal and Accommodation
* Permits and Entrance Fees
* Taxes and Surcharges

Please note that the above package rate is for a minimum of 4pax in a room and that rates and availabilities are not guaranteed until purchased. For a minimum of 3 pax in a room, rate would become Php4,300/person. For couples, rate would become Php4,800/person.


LA LUZ, BATANGAS - Php3,200/person

1st Travel Date: July 04-05, 2009
2nd Travel Date: July 11-12, 2009
3rd Travel Date: July 18-19, 2009
4th Travel Date: July 25-26, 2009
5th Travel Date: Aug 01-02, 2009

Inclusions:
* Roundtrip Van Transfer ( Makati - San Juan - Makati )
* Overnight Accommodation at La Luz Beach Resort (Junior Premier)
* Buffet Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner and 2 Snacks
* Gas, Toll, Driver's Meal and Accommodation

Optional Activities:
* Massage
* Snorkeling
* Boating
* Kayaking
* Diving
* Volleyball
* Hiking
* Bonfire Sessions
* Board Games

Please note that the above quoted price is for a minimum of 4 pax in a room and that rates and availabilities are not guaranteed until purchased. For a minimum of 3 pax, rate would become: Php3,450/person. For couples, rate would amount to: Php3,850/person.


MT. PINATUBO and ZAMBALES - Php2,850/person

1st Travel Date: June 06-07, 2009
2nd Travel Date: June 12-13, 2009
3rd Travel Date: June 20-21, 2009
4th Travel Date: June 27-28, 2009
5th Travel Date: July 04-05, 2009
6th Travel Date: July 11-12, 2009
7th Travel Date: July 18-19, 2009
8th Travel Date: July 25-26, 2009

Target Slots: 12 Clients (with 1 Tour Coordinator in a van)
Van Capacity: 16 Seater Nissan Urvan/Toyota Commuter/Toyota Hi-Ace
Accommodation: Canoe Beach Resort
Type of Room: Rooms are all Air-conditioned (Quad Sharing)
Baggage Allowance: 1 luggage per person not more than 5kgs for your convenience.

Inclusions:
* Roundtrip Van Transfer (Makati-Tarlac-Zambales-Makati)
* 4 x 4 Wheel drive to Mt Pinatubo
* Service of a Tour Guide
* Entrance Fee and Permits (Mt Pinatubo)
* Overnight Accommodation at Canoe Beach Resort
* Toll Fee, Gas, Driver's Meal and Accommodation
* Taxes and Surcharges

Optional Activity:
Php300/person for Island Hopping (Anawangin, Capones and Camara Island )
Php350/person for Anawangin Summit Trek

***Entrance fee at Anawangin Island (Php50/person) should the client decides to go island hopping is not included.

Please note that the above quoted price is for a min of 4 pax in a room and that rates and availabilities are not guaranteed until purchased.


MT. PINATUBO - Php1,800/person

9th Travel Date: June 06, 2009
10th Travel Date: June 13, 2009
11th Travel Date: June 20, 2009
12th Travel Date: June 27, 2009

Target Slots: 14 Clients in a van, 5 pax in a 4x4 wheel
Van Capacity: 16 Seater Nissan Urvan/Toyota Commuter/Toyota Hi-Ace
Baggage Allowance: 1 luggage per person not more than 5kgs for your convenience.

Inclusions:
* Roundtrip Van Transfer (Makati-Tarlac-Makati)
* 4 x 4 Wheel drive to Mt Pinatubo
* Service of a Tour Guide
* Entrance Fee and Permits
* Toll Fee and Gas

Individual travelers are also welcome to register.


SAGADA - Php3200/person

11th Travel Date: June 05-07, 2009
12th Travel Date: June 12-14, 2009 (Holiday rate applies, plus Php200/person)
13th Travel Date: June 19-21, 2009
14th Travel Date: June 26-28, 2009
15th Travel Date: July 03-05, 2009
16th Travel Date: July 10-12, 2009
17th Travel Date: July 17-19, 2009
18th Travel Date: July 24-26, 2009
19th Travel Date: July 31-Aug 2, 2009
20th Travel Date: August 07-09, 2009
21st Travel Date: August 14-16, 2009
22nd Travel Date: August 21-23, 2009
23rd Travel Date: August 28-30, 2009
24th Travel Date: Sep 04-06, 2009
25th Travel Date: Sep 11-13, 2009
26th Travel Date: Sep 18-20, 2009
27th Travel Date: Sep 25-27, 2009

Target Slots: 10 Clients (with 1 Tour Coordinator in a van)
Van Capacity: 16 Seater Nissan Urvan/Toyota Commuter/Toyota Hi-Ace
Accommodation: Residential Lodge
Type of Room: Rooms are made of pine woods with Common CR (Private CR is on special request and has different rate)
Baggage Allowance: 1 luggage per person not more than 10kgs for your convenience.

Inclusions:
* Roundtrip Van Transfer (Makati-Sagada-Baguio-Makati)
* 3days/2nights Accommodation at Residential Lodge/Billy's Haus/Oscar's Place/Rockey Valley Inn/Ohlabinan
* 2 Days Tour at Kiltepan, Echo Valley, St Mary's Church, Lake Danum, Big Falls,Pottery House, Sagada Weaving, Sumaguing Cave and Orange Farm.
* Entrance Fees and Permit
* Tour Guide Fees except at Sumaguing Cave (Php150/person for min of 4 persons). If guests decides to do cave connection, rate would amount to Php400/person.
* Toll Fee, Gas, Driver's Meal and Accommodation
* Taxes and Surcharges

Please note that the above quoted price is for a minimum of 3 pax in a room. For a minimum of 2 pax, rate will change to Php3400/person. Lodgings in Sagada don't usually have their own private CR, if you would like to request lodgings with private CR, kindly inform us in advance so we can reserve one for you (additional charges apply).


ZAMBALES - Php1,800/person

10th Travel Date: June 06-07, 2009
11th Travel Date: June 13-14, 2009
12th Travel Date: June 20-21, 2009

Target Slots: 12 Clients (with 1 Tour Coordinator in a van)
Van Capacity: 16 Seater Nissan Urvan/Toyota Commuter/Toyota Hi-Ace
Accommodation: Canoe Beach Resort
Type of Room: Rooms are all Air-conditioned (Quad Sharing)
Baggage Allowance: 1 luggage per person not more than 5kgs for your convenience.

Inclusions:
* Roundtrip Van Transfer (Makati-Zambales-Makati)
* Overnight Accommodation at Canoe Beach Resort
* Table Fee at Anawangin Cove
* Toll Fee, Gas, Driver's Meal and Accommodation
* Taxes and Surcharges

Optional Activity:
Php 300/person for Island Hopping (Anawangin, Capones and Camara Island )
Php 350/person for Anawangin Summit Trek

Please note that the above quoted price is for a minimum of 4 pax in a room and that rates and availabilities are not guaranteed until purchased. For a minimum of 3 pax rate would become Php2000/person and for a minimum of 2, it would cost Php2300/person.


PALAWAN 3-DAY TOUR - Php2,550/person

1st Travel Date: June 05-07, 2009
2nd Travel Date: June 12-14, 2009
3rd Travel Date: June 19-21, 2009
4th Travel Date: June 26-28, 2009
5th Travel Date: July 03-05, 2009
6th Travel Date: July 10-12, 2009
7th Travel Date: July 17-19, 2009
8th Travel Date: July 24-26, 2009
9th Travel Date: July 31-Aug 2, 2009
10th Travel Date: August 07-09, 2009

Inclusions:
* Puerto Princesa City Tour on Day 01
* Honda Bay Island Hopping on Day 02
* Underground River Tour on Day 03
* 2 Buffet Picnic Lunch
* Entrance Fees and Permits
* Boat Rentals
* Tourist Guide

***Airfare and accommodations are not included.

Please note that the above quoted price is for a minimum of 4 pax. For a group of 3, rate would become Php2,650/person and for couples: Php2,750/person.

INTRO TO DIVE PACKAGE - Php2,950/person

1st Travel Date: June 06, 2009
2nd Travel Date: June 13, 2009
3rd Travel Date: June 20, 2009
4th Travel Date: June 27, 2009
5th Travel Date: July 04, 2009
6th Travel Date: July 11, 2009
7th Travel Date: July 18, 2009
8th Travel Date: July 25, 2009

Target Slots: 4 pax per travel date only (The first one to confirm reservation, gets the slots!)

Inclusions:
* Roundtrip Transfer from Makati to Bauan, Batangas and back (Crosswind Vehicle)
* Entrance Fee at Dive and Trek / Planet Dive, Batangas
* Basic Skills for Diving
* Underwater Pictures
* Free Use of Dive Equipment
* Buffet Lunch
* Service of a certified diving instructor